After government cuts, the Faun School of Music discovered it could no longer afford the hundreds of panpipes it required for its students every year without asking parents for fees, and so the headmaster resorted to rummaging around at the back of the cupboard for recorders.
Leaping Lord
Dancing Lady
Milking Maid
Swan
Goose
Gold Ring
Calling Bird
French Hen
Turtle Dove
Partridge