Hello I have written a song about a mermaid. Here are some words because I am mostly unintelligible when I sing:
hello lovely lady mermaid
won’t you come and live with me
I’ve got some seaweed in my freezer
and a bathtub big enough for three
hello lovely lady mermaid
I can’t live under the sea
you see my lungs were not made for
aquatic breathing
and oh, I know you love me so-o-o-o
so let’s go
where we can be so clo-o-o-o-o-o-ose
oh, you know I love you so-o-o-o
so let’s go
when we can be so clo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o…
hello lovely lady mermaid
I think I’ve found a way to be
together on the surface
and together on the sea
I don’t have a diving suit
I can’t afford a swimming pool
I don’t need my house
but I’d happily sit by the riverside
just looking at you
